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Message for Bruce
Would you rather give Bruce a call? His phone number is 1-206-350-BRUCE. Don't forget, Bruce is NOT responsible for any long distance charges if you decide to call him. Seriously, Bruce is a lizard. The only thing to his name is a basking rock, a food bowl, and 50 pounds of playsand. How could he pay a phone bill?